Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Random Post (bored at work)

Okay, hopefully my manager doesn't see this... but I was browsing a bit on the internet (specificially cars) and I came across this advertisement for losing belly fat and becoming a sexy-swimsuit model:

Only two steps will make a big - overweight girl (left) look attractive and model-esque (right) without any stretchmarks? Without clicking on the link... let me see if I can decipher those two steps below:

1. Take a photo of a person wearing similar clothes to you and who has a desirable body.

2. Remove both heads from the photo (and any discernable body marks) and place them side by side.

Voila! You've now just gained a flat-tastic stomach!

But there's plenty out there. I love things like this; "Lose your baby fat" or "Drop 3 dress sizes in 3 weeks" or "Eat all you want and lose weight!" or my personal favorite "Lose 20lbs overnight"

Yeah... lose 20lbs overnight! You heard right. 20 lbs overnight. I hope the disclaimer says something like "Warning... results may vary...Participants must have two functioning legs, once of which must be removed via chain-saw." But you know what - it means we are in a society that wants to lose weight, but nobody wants to work to do it.


1 comment:

  1. Hahaha super funny! Yup, those ads are so misleading and so untrue! Btw, thanks for the link for the foot diagnostics. The pain on my right foot is more on the outer side (lower part) and I usually feel hurt when I walk (especially bare feet).